Nature Abhors A Vacuum

It is possible that the punch line is stolen … I really can’t remember (or care)

I was absolutely stuffed earlier today.
Then the doorbell rang.
It was the Grim Reaper.
I chased the old bugger off with our vacuum cleaner.
I was Dyson with Death.

… Thank you, thank you – I’m here all week!

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