Nature Abhors A Vacuum

Attempted Humour, Humour, Puns 1 Minute

It is possible that the punch line is stolen … I really can’t remember (or care)

I was absolutely stuffed earlier today.
Then the doorbell rang.
It was the Grim Reaper.
I chased the old bugger off with our vacuum cleaner.
I was Dyson with Death.

… Thank you, thank you – I’m here all week!

Published by antfox

Retired Plant Sciences Bloke and Clergyman - now a Flâneur; Artist; Photoist; Coffee Consumer; Tea Taker; Shiraz Sipper; Nature Watcher; People Watcher; Eye Contact Collector; Philosopher; Poet; Theologian.

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